-revive:

yes.

-revive:

yes.

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southern-andcity:

Ughhh just want to buy everything!

southern-andcity:

Ughhh just want to buy everything!

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make-me-fitt:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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the person who hired this man is a genius 

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thebluthcompany:

It’s the Final Countdown The Ocean Walker

“Check out banner, Michael.”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:



This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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kushdrinker:

i need to do a sex

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femmeempathmagus:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

Real living Superheroine.

femmeempathmagus:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

Real living Superheroine.

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sweetangelbutts:

rootvegetable:

calvinjcandie:

(x)

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

#Leonardy DiCaprisun

This is why he can’t have an oscar.

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